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Church Bulletins

These are actual announcements from actual church bulletins.

    1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

    2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

    3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

    4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

    5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of Jeremiah Joseph Jones, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Winthrop Jones.

    6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

    7. Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.

    8. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jackson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

    9. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Sunday.

    10. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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